Sunday, March 9, 2014

TWN- 10.03.14


1. A new promotional TVC is out! No it’s not Saqib Saleem again; the dude in the TVC is our very own Kapil Sibal. Yeah that man who brought a desi tablet called Aakash!
Kya sir, I used to respect you as a decent man but aisa promotion. Not acceptable!

2. N.D Tiwari, the owner of Playboy franchise in India or South Asia has finally accepted his biological son after ignoring the truth for six years.
Did anyone say Government is trying to curb the population rise? India wants to know!

3. Vinod Sharma, father of infamous Page3 boy Manu Sharma is the owner of Yet-Another news channel called India News.
And we expect fair media coverage over various issues related to society.

4. Residents of Campa Cola society have made an appeal to Rahul Gandhi to stand strongly with them.
It’s like expecting a super hit movie from Uday Chopra or Harman Baweja!

5. Rahul Gandhi says, ‘We have confidence in the power of poor’.
Dear Rahul Baba, how can you expect any kind of power out of those people who don’t get to eat even a two time food?

6. Arvind Kejriwal VS Ambani, TATA in spectrum, SEBI VS Sahara and dozens of bank VS Kingfisher. Looks like India ke businessmen ko SHANI KI DASHA lag gayi hai!
Business is not a glass of Lassi for everyone!

7. Yogendra Yadav’s make up done with black ink. Still the man gave after interview like a saint.
For those people who support #wehateAAP, people Get a life!

8. AAP VS BJP clash. The blame game reminded me of my childhood fights with my sibling.
Grow up people, we trust you for leading a nation, not for a WWE fight ring!

9. No relief for SAHARA chief. SC refused to believe the assurance/pay back plan given by Roy.
When I was a kid, my teacher never believed me when I would say, ‘Madam I will bring the homework tomorrow’

10. BJP-SHIVSENA relationship can be best defined as ‘It’s complicated’.
BTW, I love Maharashtrian and Gujarati food. But a fusion of both would be bad.


Imagine-
Modi, Kejriwal and Gandhi playing Chidiya udd, tota udd in parliament!


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