1. A new
promotional TVC is out! No it’s not Saqib Saleem again; the dude in the TVC is
our very own Kapil Sibal. Yeah that man who brought a desi tablet called
Aakash!
Kya sir, I used to respect you as a
decent man but aisa promotion. Not acceptable!
2. N.D
Tiwari, the owner of Playboy franchise in India or South Asia has finally
accepted his biological son after ignoring the truth for six years.
Did anyone
say Government is trying to curb the population rise? India wants to know!
3. Vinod
Sharma, father of infamous Page3 boy Manu Sharma is the owner of Yet-Another
news channel called India News.
And we
expect fair media coverage over various issues related to society.
4. Residents
of Campa Cola society have made an appeal to Rahul Gandhi to stand strongly
with them.
It’s like
expecting a super hit movie from Uday Chopra or Harman Baweja!
5. Rahul
Gandhi says, ‘We have confidence in the power of poor’.
Dear Rahul
Baba, how can you expect any kind of power out of those people who don’t get to
eat even a two time food?
6. Arvind
Kejriwal VS Ambani, TATA in spectrum, SEBI VS Sahara and dozens of bank VS
Kingfisher. Looks like India ke businessmen ko SHANI KI DASHA lag gayi hai!
Business is
not a glass of Lassi for everyone!
7. Yogendra
Yadav’s make up done with black ink. Still the man gave after interview like a
saint.
For those
people who support #wehateAAP, people Get a life!
8. AAP VS
BJP clash. The blame game reminded me of my childhood fights with my sibling.
Grow up
people, we trust you for leading a nation, not for a WWE fight ring!
9. No relief
for SAHARA chief. SC refused to believe the assurance/pay back plan given by
Roy.
When I was a
kid, my teacher never believed me when I would say, ‘Madam I will bring the
homework tomorrow’
10.
BJP-SHIVSENA relationship can be best defined as ‘It’s complicated’.
BTW, I love
Maharashtrian and Gujarati food. But a fusion of both would be bad.
Imagine-
Modi,
Kejriwal and Gandhi playing Chidiya udd, tota udd in parliament!
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