This is not
a piece of accumulated recent headlines but a witty dig on our myths related to
job/employment and educational structure of our country as seen by an average
aunty from neighbourhood-
1. Only
those people who are working in IT sector go to Americaaaa for work. Others have to struggle
for all their life.
2. If you
have an engineering degree, you should be necessarily working in TCS or
Infosys. We Indians don’t know any other company in existence!
3. No
education except B.Tech and MBBS is enough to impress bride’s parents. Forget
being an artist, thinker and writer!
4. All South
Indians send their children to USA or UK for higher studies. Then these kids
get placed in NASA!
5. NRIs are
rude and they show off their manners with an American accent. If not the accent,
then their healthy eating habits. We Indians consider that person as a poor
fellow who does not put extra butter on a ghee stuffed parantha!
6. Daughter
of Army personnel prefers a guy from defence forces only! No one from other
profession should have the courage to even dream of that girl.
7. If you
are a North Indian, you have essentially tried for civil exams once in your
life time. Also half of the staff in most government jobs is comprised of
people from Bihar and South India.
8. People
from North East India get job preference in Japan and China. This is heard
mostly at the Chai-nukkads of Delhi lanes.
9. Satya
Nadella and Indira Nooyi are the best inspiration that every coaching centre
gives. We don’t give a shit for our local genius minds.
10. If you
opt for commerce after 10th grade, you are a crowned loser.
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