Wednesday, March 5, 2014

TWN- 05.03.14



This is not a piece of accumulated recent headlines but a witty dig on our myths related to job/employment and educational structure of our country as seen by an average aunty from neighbourhood-

1. Only those people who are working in IT sector go to  Americaaaa for work. Others have to struggle for all their life.

2. If you have an engineering degree, you should be necessarily working in TCS or Infosys. We Indians don’t know any other company in existence!

3. No education except B.Tech and MBBS is enough to impress bride’s parents. Forget being an artist, thinker and writer!

4. All South Indians send their children to USA or UK for higher studies. Then these kids get placed in NASA!

5. NRIs are rude and they show off their manners with an American accent. If not the accent, then their healthy eating habits. We Indians consider that person as a poor fellow who does not put extra butter on a ghee stuffed parantha!

6. Daughter of Army personnel prefers a guy from defence forces only! No one from other profession should have the courage to even dream of that girl.

7. If you are a North Indian, you have essentially tried for civil exams once in your life time. Also half of the staff in most government jobs is comprised of people from Bihar and South India.

8. People from North East India get job preference in Japan and China. This is heard mostly at the Chai-nukkads of Delhi lanes.

9. Satya Nadella and Indira Nooyi are the best inspiration that every coaching centre gives. We don’t give a shit for our local genius minds.

10. If you opt for commerce after 10th grade, you are a crowned loser.








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